This  is  my  father

What  I  am  going  to  tell  you  now  takes  place  in the  principal’s  office  at school. The telephone  rings……’’Hello’’, this is  Jack ‘’Elementary’’, answers  the principal.

‘’Hi’’  Jimmy  won’t be able to  come  to school all next week,’’ replies the voice.

‘’Well, what seems  to be  the  problem  with him.’’

‘’We are  all going  on a family  vacation  says the voice, I hope it is all right.’’

‘’I guess that  would be  fine’’ says  the principal.  ‘’May  I ask  who is calling’’?

‘’Sure. This is my father!.’’